first of all, its pretty much Christmas at school. Presents from all my friends and I’m thinking, “wow, this is so awesome, how can my day get better?” well gues what, it does.
After school I go to Dorothy’s house to “get ready” for our plans. After contemplating going to IHop, Flames, and everything else in the world, we finally decide to go see a movie at the mall. best decision of my life.
Why? because we went and saw AVATAR.
Before the movie, there was Mean Girls guy.
M.G. guy: Hey, whats your name?
Me: Regina George.
M.G. guy: Thats familiar. That sounds like a name from a movie. Like Mean girls.
Off all the people I tell this too, no one has EVER made that connection. I’m proud of you Mean Girls Guy. Proud.
Then I watched AVATAR. An orgasm to all of my senses and was the highlight of my LIFE. ALL IS IRREVELENT. AVATAR IS RELEVENT.