July 2010
1 post
March 2010
9 posts
“Worry not, the forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman.”
– Wilson from House
Dorothy is such a bad ass.
HAHAHA! only Dorothy would be pulled over by some guy at hot topic for being suspected for stealing. I mean, who wouldnt suspect a girl with a messy pony tail and a disney world sweatshirt who looks like she could be twelve? hahaha. She looked like Taylor Swift when Kanye West stole the award from her. And then he apologized and attempted to make conversation about Alice and Wonderland. So hilar.
February 2010
21 posts
High. Maintnence.
Some friends can be so much work, “Go clean my pants, they have soda on them.” “Go pick up that chicken wing” “Stop getting in my way, I have to pull curtains” “Zoe, stop eating!” “Zoe, STOP BREATING!!!”
Well you know what, I can breath whenever I WANT. HAH. suck it. I am breathing right now and you can’t stop me >:D. Cindy, you...
OMGGGG
J.R. Celski is on the Olympics. That’s quality television. :D
Im feeling better :)
All I’ve got now is this freakin cough. yeesuh :D funny how I get better while everyone is getting sick. hahaha. This has NO connection with me coughing everywhere. I did NOT get you sick.
but if I did, sorry :(
mccracken. you look kinda cute. in that curly hair...
(via cookiedoe)
what?
Bear Jew,
I love you :D
Reblog if you have ever felt personally victimized...
theaword:cyborglovesong:noonecanresistmyschweddyballs:acousticschwagg:bananafritters:sexualchocolate:youremyexception: findingherway:rockandrollsuicide:illbehereforever:sayitlikeyoumeanit: wingsinmyhand:(via night-0wl)
Zachary Quinto?
fuckyeahzachquinto:
but come on. this can never be posted enough times.
will yo merry me?
January 2010
7 posts
zoe crack
likes to eat big macs. nom nom nom. mm i like eating sticked butter for breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND dessert. yes yes
JOHN KERY took the tv.
now i cant watch my shows. I had a tv schedule :( bleh I strongly dislike hockey. now its time to study for math. what ive been procrastinating for all day
My name means son of the cracken in Irish,
thankyou briana and dorothy. aha :)
December 2009
8 posts
best day EVER
first of all, its pretty much Christmas at school. Presents from all my friends and I’m thinking, “wow, this is so awesome, how can my day get better?” well gues what, it does.
After school I go to Dorothy’s house to “get ready” for our plans. After contemplating going to IHop, Flames, and everything else in the world, we finally decide to go see a movie at the...
TUMBLR IS IRRELEVANT, LIFE IS IRRELEVANT, ONLY THE...
cookiedoe:
the best movie i have ever watched in my whole life.
PERIOD.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
Not even Harry Potter can own up to this shit. I’m DEAD SERIOUS.
SO FUCKING GOOD! IT WAS LIKE A MOVIE ORGASM!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!
This movie is better than ALL movies. It puts Meangirls, Zoolander, Harry Potter, and EVERY THING to shame. OH MAH GOD.
MY WINTER BREAK IS DEDICATED TO THIS SHIT. IM WATCHING...
Librawry Fun
“Realisticly, Cyrano had a large unrealistic nose.”
my grammer never fails to amaze me.
November 2009
3 posts
Briana > Zoe
love, Zoe McCracken
In englsih
having the time of my life.
AAGH. NEW MOON! im sucha girl. =P
October 2009
5 posts
I feel like crap.
my head hurts. eew.